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Posted 3 hours ago

frostirons:

nationalgeographicnipples:

codys-so-mpreg:

omgtsn:

mistcover:

flynnagan:

sorry-for-crocodile-rocking:

wholockian-221b:

Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.

I did it

Best adrenalin rush all day.

NOT SAYING IT.

Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg

oh no

I said it and started freaking out, I was so scared jfc

Posted 1 day ago
  1. waitress: what would you like to drink
  2. me: the blood of my enemies
  3. waitress:
  4. me:
  5. waitress:
  6. me:
  7. waitress: is pepsi okay?
Posted 1 day ago

aseaofquotes:

Oscar Wilde, “The Nightingale and the Rose”

Posted 1 day ago
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The nicest people are the scariest when you tick them off.

(Source: nestorarnel)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

aseaofquotes:

Nancy Werlin, Impossible

Posted 2 days ago